Table of Contents
List of Illustrations
 Introduction
 Part One: 1850s and 1860s
 Bugs!
 Cruelty to Animals I
 Jim Smiley and His Jumping Frog
 Fitz Smythe’s Horse
 Cruelty to Animals II
 The Pilgrim
 The Dogs of Constantinople
 Syrian Camels I
 The Remarkable “Jericho”
 Pilgrims on Horseback
 Arabs and Their Steeds
 Part Two: 1870s and 1880s
 The Cayote, Allegory of Want
 With a Flash and a Whiz
 Syrian Camels II
 The Genuine Mexican Plug
 The Retired Milk Horse
 An Invention to Make Flies Curse
 Peter and the Pain-Killer
 The Pinch-bug and the Poodle
 Bugs and Birds and Tom in the Morning
 A Cat-Tale
 The Presumptuous Ravens
 Birds with a Sense of Humor
 The Idiotic Ant
 Cock-fight in New Orleans
 The Bricksville Loafers
 A Prescription for Universal Peace
 Part Three: 1890s–1910
 Letters from a Dog to Another Dog Explaining and Accounting for Man
 The Phenomenal Flea
 Huck Kills a Bird
 The Bird with the Best Grammar
 Ants and the True Religion
 The Sailors and the St. Bernard
 Man’s Place in the Animal World
 The Marvelous Moa
 The Inimitable Ornithorhynchus
 The Laughing Jackass of Adelaide
 The Phosphorescent Sea-Serpent
 The Independent-Minded Magpie
 The Bird of Birds
 The Deadliest Song Known to Ornithology
 The Pious Chameleon
 A Pocketful of Bat
 Hunting the Deceitful Turkey
 Letter to the London Anti-Vivisection Society
 The Victims
 Extracts from Adam’s Diary,
     Translated from the Original MS
 Autobiography of Eve
 Rosa and the Crows
 Assassin
 The Jungle Discusses Man
 The Bee
 “Was the World made for Man?”
 A Dog’s Tale
 Flies and Russians
 Eve’s Diary. Translated from the Original
 The Supremacy of the House Fly
 Mrs. Clemens Corners the Market in Flies
 The Edisons of the Animal World
 A Horse’s Tale
 Man and the Other Animals
 The President Hunts a Cow
 The Time I Got an Elephant for Christmas
 Little Bessie Would Assist Providence
 Letters from the Earth
 Afterword
 Note on the Texts
 Notes
 Acknowledgments
 Index